Well, that's pretty accurate. Right now I stink. But there are good reasons for this.
Listen up Japan: take this into consideration before you harshly judge us whiteys:
1. Summer is far too long, too hot and there is no air-con in this (or any other) school.
2. Japanese deodorant doesn't work! It's more like scented water. I'm forced to have the stuff imported.
3. Japanese washing-machines use cold water. What's the point in that?
4. You stink too, so shut up!